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When will jesus return

Question: When will jesus return?

Answer: This so called Jesus died a long time ago. You can't return from the dead lol. Don't you know that? Jesus died AD 30, Golgotha. But if you really are into this mysteryman – here are some signs from the bible that jesus might return. 

 

 

 

In Mark 13:32 It says:


But of the day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Take heed, watch and pray; for you do not know when the time is.


I'ts like a man going to a far country, who left his house and gave authority to this servants, and to each his work, and commanded the doorkeeper to watch. Watch therefore, for you do not know when the master of the house is coming- in the evening, at midnight, at the crowing of the rooster, or in the morning- Lest, coming suddenly, he find you sleeping. And what I say to you, I say to all. Watch!?

In Matthew 24:29 Jesus says: "Then the sign of the Son of Man Will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory."

Jesus says in Revelation 22:12:


Behold, I come quickly. My reward is with me, to repay to each man according to his work.I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.Blessed are those who do his commandments, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter in by the gates into the city. Outside are the dogs, the sorcerers, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters, and everyone who loves and practices falsehood. I, Jesus, have sent my angel to testify these things to you for the assemblies. I am the root and the offspring of David; the Bright and Morning Star.

 

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