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Sometimes when I am alone

sometimes when i am alone i pretend im a carrot Sometimes when i am alone I…. WTF? This is insanity! 

1. Sometimes when i am alone i cry

2. Sometimes when I am alone i pretend im a carrot

3. Sometimes when I am alone I cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug

4. Sometimes when I am alone i fill my bathub with tomato sauce and pretend i'm a meatball

 

Well, that escalated quickly..

 

But what about this one – Sometimes i like to lay on the floor and pretend im a carrot

This must come to an end. 

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