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Hot norwegians

People often wonder… How could norwegians be so hot in a country so cold? After many years of snow blizzards, freezing temperature and darkness, norwegians developed a new heating mechanism that makes them able to live in temperatures down to -40* celsius (estimated). This mechanism also effect their look to be more hot… Sexually. 

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why cant i get pregnant

Question: Why cant i get pregnant?

Answer: Because you don't have sex. You will learn about how the bees fucks the flowers when you get older. 

No joke answer: There is many reasons why you don't get pregnant. 


1. Drinking alcohol

- Drinking more than 4 units a week may reduce your chance to get pregnant. This is because you lose energy and apatite. 

2. Smoking Tobacco 

- Smoking will reduce your fertility and can also be very harmful for the unborn baby.  

3. Caffeine

- Don't drink more than 1 cup of coffee or tea a day. Caffeine will decrease fertility in women and lower sperm counts in males.

4. Laziness

- If you're not active and just lay on the couch all day, you also have less sex. Do you even lift? 

5. Obese

- If you're obese. Stop being obese. Obesity tends to affect the menstrual cycle which becomes irregular and unpredictable.

why is abortion wrong

Question: Why is abortion wrong?

Answer: Most religious groups thinks that abortion is wrong because "Every life is sacred." 

Other "reasons:" A fetus can feel pain, abortion clinics rely on taxpayers money, and the classic: ABORTION IS MURDER. 


Point of view

So.. Girl googles: Why doesn't he love me.

He googles: Why doesn't she shut up

What is snapchat

Question: What is snapchat?

Answer: (copy/paste from - Snapchat is a photo messaging application developed by four Stanford students.Using the app, users can take photos, record videos, add text and drawings, and send them to a controlled list of recipients. Users set a time limit for how long recipients can view their photos, up to 10 seconds, after which it will be deleted from the recipient's device and the company's servers.

So in a other way: A place for teenagers to show off their nudes.