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Is 2017 going to be a good year

2017

Well….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

donald trump

Is anybody out there

Google search: Is anybody out there

 

- Funny thing: 90% of the searches was done 22. dec 2012. Did the world end? Let's ask google. 

Is music allowed in islam

Question: Is music allowed in islam?

Answer: The conservative islam have restrictions against what you can hear. Like rap with curse words.

But that's not problem when you got awesome stuff like this

Funny muslim wedding dance in the infidel movie

When is kick a ginger day

Question: When is kick a ginger day?

Answer: Basically it's everyday, but for some weird people it's only once a year. November 20th. 

Some more info from kick-a-ginger-day.com:

Kick a Ginger day does come out of the states. Specifically, it is tied to the satirical comedy show South Park. In an episode "Ginger Kids" people with red hair, pale skin, and freckles are targeted in a class presentation put on by Cartmen, the shows most narrow minded and often derogatory character. The speech ends out escalating into a ridiculous movement in which the majority the school and eventually the town discriminates against the "Ginger Kids". The episode is an obvious parallel to the holocaust, but does succeed in tastefully (as tasteful as south park can be) delivering the message about how easily one person can influence the opinions of the masses, and create stupid hate and discrimination with absolutely no reasoning behind it. The episode is as much a warning as it is a mindless comedy, and as a JOKE, fans of the show have created the event "kick a Ginger day", mostly because the show does deliver a very compelling and humorous argument against redheads (that they have no souls). 
 
Can ginger people breath under water?
No but they have there own holiday (kick a ginger day) 
 
When is kick a ginger day 2012?
its definitely every day. But in 2012 'Kick a ginger day 2012' falls on tuesday 20th of november 2012. 
 
Why "kick a ginger day"?
Poor parenting. 
 
Do gingers have souls?
Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.
 

 

When will jesus return

Question: When will jesus return?

Answer: This so called Jesus died a long time ago. You can't return from the dead lol. Don't you know that? Jesus died AD 30, Golgotha. But if you really are into this mysteryman – here are some signs from the bible that jesus might return. 

 

 

 

In Mark 13:32 It says:


But of the day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Take heed, watch and pray; for you do not know when the time is.


I'ts like a man going to a far country, who left his house and gave authority to this servants, and to each his work, and commanded the doorkeeper to watch. Watch therefore, for you do not know when the master of the house is coming- in the evening, at midnight, at the crowing of the rooster, or in the morning- Lest, coming suddenly, he find you sleeping. And what I say to you, I say to all. Watch!?

In Matthew 24:29 Jesus says: "Then the sign of the Son of Man Will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory."

Jesus says in Revelation 22:12:


Behold, I come quickly. My reward is with me, to repay to each man according to his work.I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.Blessed are those who do his commandments, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter in by the gates into the city. Outside are the dogs, the sorcerers, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters, and everyone who loves and practices falsehood. I, Jesus, have sent my angel to testify these things to you for the assemblies. I am the root and the offspring of David; the Bright and Morning Star.

 

Good luck finding the answer.